USUK and pick up lines.
- Alfred: Do you have a map? Cuz I'm lost in your eyes! ;D
- Arthur: Alfred what are you talking about.
- Alfred: Have you ever toured Florida yet? It's pretty hot at this time of year. ;D
- Arthur: What the bloody hell does that have to do with anything.
- Alfred: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? ;D
- Arthur: I didn't fall from anywhere.
- Alfred: Did you get those pants on sale.
- Arthur: What.
- Alfred: BECAUSE AT MY PLACE THEY'D BE 100% OFF.
- Arthur: Has your diet cola been spiked?
- mom: could you get *smumblemumble* from my bed?
- me: ...
- me: what did you ask me to get? cos it sounded like "could you get me the bread knife off my bed" and that can't be right
- mom: no, night gown! i said night gown!
- me: yes that makes more sense, okay.
- mom: i would hope so.